Sunday, December 29, 2019

Dave Barry’s Light Take on a Heavy Year

Jim Gust and I share an annual enjoyment of Dave Barry’s Year in Review. For a while, Barry writes, president Trump’s trade war with China made the Dow Jones industrial average flit up and down “like a butterfly on meth.”

The market recovered, and you may feel better about 2019 after reading Barry’s recap.

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Inheritance: Many Hope, Few are Chosen

"The Boomers…are expected to inherit trillions of dollars.” Merrill Anderson’s newsletter clients received that alert back in 2004. As 2020 approaches we hear of another great wave of inheritance. By one estimate, boomers could pass $68 trillion to millennials and others over the next decade.

But these deluges of wealth from generation to generation aren’t orderly. Some boomers are still waiting for their bequests. Many members of the silent generation are still around, including presidential hopefuls Biden, Bloomberg, Sanders and Weld. As of last year, almost 22 million Americans were 75 or older.

Over half of millennials say they expect an inheritance. Most won’t get anything beyond trinkets. According to a United Income study, only about one out of five households receives an inheritance, and that ratio has held steady over 30 years. Only about one in ten receives more than $55,000.

Hoping for a million or more? The chances are maybe one in three hundred.

Even millennials lucky enough to make the inheritance cut may have to wait longer than they expect. From 1989 to 2016, the average age of inheritance rose from 41 to 51, and it seems certain to keep climbing.

The few millennials who inherit millions will become Old Money. Meanwhile, some of their peers are building new wealth. Over 600,000 millennials, mostly in their 30s, are already millionaires.

Saturday, December 07, 2019

Requiem for the Levitating Comma

Youre probably not alarmed to  learn that, after almost two decades, the founder of The Apostrophe Protection Society has decided to give up the fight. You may continue to use the apostrophe not at all when texting. But to avoid the complete loss of the once useful punctuation mark, do observe the post-industrial custom of putting an apostrophe before “s” when creating a plural.

Some us will miss the properly deployed apostrophe, a second-rate comma that tried to rise in the world.