Sex and the Defined-Contribution Plan

The Senior Assistant Blogger's wife is virtually perfect, but she does watch Family Feud.

Yesterday one question was, "What might you do to make taking a bath more sexy?"

Get your significant other to join you was the number one answer.

Other answers included scented oils and candles.

The next guy in line was hard up to add to the list, until he thought of the lubricating jelly his wife used. Something with a "K" in the name.

"So what would make a bath more sexy?" the MC repeated.

“401(k) Jelly.”